Pointy food,fish faces and sheep....

Latest from the sheds...

Its good to hear from foreign corespondents once in a while the following tag lines coming from an equally sarcastic grumpy bitter shed dwelling type from north of the border-

"Cumbria claimed back by Russia as part of Siberia" "Suffolk to open first winter sports resort" "Intelligent Scots create refugee wave into England as Alex Salmond gives sheep the right to vote on independence"

So I guess a bit hacked off with the weather and Scottish politics? - this was the latest  update regarding Mr Salmonds cunning plans-

"The flocks revolting!-Ewe cant pull the wool over our eyes fish-face" says spokessheep Shaggy Lamb

Floating a biscuit

Fish Face

sheep

I see a school has banned triangle shaped food

- all though I think horse shaped food is still on the menu-does this mean we will be seeing warnings such as "This food food may contain triangle shapes" -that's Dairylea and Laughing Cow fucked then isn't it?

Anyway stating on a product what it "May" contain is bloody lazy -  what the label should really read is-

 "it may contain something we really cant be arsed testing for" or " our product quality and production methods are so slack that it could contain something that will make you shit like a veal calf for a month or it may not"

Fish face and veal calf's

Sharp soft cheese -safety alert?