Search This Blog

Thursday 22 November 2012

Finally got round to looking up "TARDAMUFFIN"

I thought it meant "fit" Dr Who assistants IE "Tardis Muffin"- like Rose Tyler etc apparently not,

-Tardamuffin: What you call someone when they do something really stupid. 
Also known by its counterpart Tardmuffin. 
Example: You spilled the beer? Tardmuffin. 

Whilst at it  I also looked up these other words-

Autocratic- 

The term 'autocratic' means 1: offensively self-assured or given to exercising usually unwarranted power; 2: characteristic of an absolute ruler or absolute rule; having absolute sovereignty


Twat(s)

'Twat' has a couple of meanings: 1: a man who is a stupid incompetent fool; 2: obscene terms for female genitals

Sunday 21 October 2012

Post RBRR

Today I took the stickers off unpacked all the spares and tools, cleaned out the food wrappers and other detritus that collects in a car that has had Homer and I in it for 2,000 miles.
Always a sad moment as you realise it will be awhile before you get to take part in a similar event - at least the stickers came off without making the dodgy paint work any worse
 In between giving the grass its final cut of the year and chopping half a ton of logs in preparation for the Baltic winter heading our way I found a decent working overdrive switch and wired that in -I still need an inhibitor switch -so have to double check I am out of OD before selecting reverse! I've a red l.e.d "tell tail" wired up just to remind me
I found a spare half an hour or so to take the kids out for a blast and give the car a test -its running great still, true a few little things need doing post RBRR -but I'm going to leave it as it is- ready and waiting in the shed to be used when ever I can
I like the post RBRR look complete with dirt and brake dust 



I've got a very busy few months coming up on the house renovation front so don't want to start taking the car to bits as well- I will need it for some therapy!

Thursday was my Birthday neighbour and fellow Triumph owner Warren turned up with some of this- conversation soon turned to shed plans and a plot was hatched to use Warrens land rover and a trailer  to bring back my old 2500TC (UGP840R) from London -I have yet to sort a deal out with Trellis but should all go ahead ok

My rough plans for the future look something like this

 2500 TC -Repair  using MK2 running gear on  my MK1

 MK1  restore as required to comply with pre 68 historics road rally spec etc  - so I will need some MK1 bits give me a shout if you have any up for sale or swapsies

Spitfire - keep running as is for as long as it will hold out!

2013 10CR - 2500TC (It took part on the first event in 2003)
2014 RBR - MK1 -pre 68 rally spec

Friday 19 October 2012

Team Shed - 2012 RBRR

I hadn't written much in the run up to the RBRR,time wouldn't really permit,so here is a bit of a catch up of what had to be done to get the Spitfire somewhere close to ready
It was a miracle the car completed the 10cr last year after its very hurried rebuild following a 13 year lay up in a lock up - I had defiantly   used up all my luck on that run! so I  gave myself plenty of time to get jobs done whilst not  busy with "things I have to do in life outside the shed" -the list turned out a bit like this,
De-coked the head replaced rocker gear
Rebuilt carbs
Modified standard air box to incorporate stub stacks and remote air filters stuck out in the cold air flow
Refitted the manifolds taking great care to get a decent gas tight fit, and using the right bits -see previous posts to see what botches had been done before !
Re-pipe the oil cooler - mounting the thermostat on a better engineered  bracket
Sourced and fitted second hand overdrive gear box
Replaced rear crank seal
Fitted engine back plate correctly - see using up luck on 10CR!
Replaced clutch- again see using up last bit of luck on 10CR!
Fitted new prop-after homemade  CV boot experiment left me covered in CV grease very funny!
Fitted second had diff-supeflex bushes fitted
Replaced  drive shaft U/Js
Made and fitted  2"single box exhaust system

Tided up the interior - painted the red oxide floor a nice shade of International white tractor paint-I have no intention of putting carpets in the car!

Mot test passed in August and road testing commenced ironed out a few issues -the rolling road showed up I was right on the limit of the standard needles so fitted some ATT items which worked a treat -the car just "felt better" all round ,next on the list for the engine would be an unleaded tweaked head and a slightly more racy cam but to be honest I've go so much other stuff on the go at the moment I am happy as it is- working! - I cant be arsed messing with it!

Back to the RBR I went through all the service and maintenance prep no faults found helped of course by the fact that most the parts were new or refurbished last year- I did treat it to new HT leads and electronic ignition that allowed a decent rotor arm to be used
Vital Stickers added 

Final tinkering -adding of padding, cushions etc to try and stop  "arse numbing" 

Final head torque and tappet adjustments

No Monster Munch here, its not 1996 anymore and Team Shed have grown up.....sort of?
most importantly was the complete lack of cigarettes a first in 16 years of doing the event! 


Homer turned up at Shedtune HQ most surprised to find the car packed and ready to go all he had to do was give it a quick wash and slap the stickers on

I re- torqued the cylinder head and adjusted the tappets - I expected some valve seat recession on the run so set them at 11 thou -well I used the shedtune method of "tight 12thou slack 10thou" feeler gauge so I knew they were about 11 thou  !
The only thing playing on my mind before we set off was the gear box it leaks a little and uses a scroll seal which I didn't replace (the later ones use a lip seal)
The run up to  the plough went well -all though we were getting a few fumes into the car -we had the roof up -I checked all the exhaust joints in the car park but found nothing amiss we put it down to me not making the tail pipe long enough and fumes getting sucked back in at certain speeds/wind directions? anyway it wasn't a show stopper
In true tradition it lashed it down for the start and first 150 miles  - flipper foot Homer managed to knock the battery box drain pipe off and couldn't understand why his feet were getting wet- I fixed it when he asked about 600 miles later if the pipe he had knocked of at the start was important-knob head
The car was running fine- happy to buzz along at around 3.5k rpm in O/D top along the A1 -it was returning around 45 mpg which we were pleased with.
A bottle of Lambrini was delivered to Mc Jim at Cater bar on route to Edinburgh Airport where Homer took over the driving .
I manged to get about an hour or so kip as Homer got the next 170 miles done- in patchy fog -I remember opening my eyes to see a big Stag of the hoofed type ambling in the verge glad it hadn't decided to try and cross the road in front of us, seconds later homer was off the throttle and on the brakes as the stags smaller cousin crossed- wake up call!
I took over driving about 10 miles off Skiach as Homer was knackered -he had had no sleep and was finding it very hard to get any in the Spitfire
 The last 100 miles  to J.O.G is always one of my favourite sections and we were blessed with good conditions - a rainbow over the hotel pin pointing the breakfast location
 We wimped out of taking the roof down for the next section and were glad as 2 or 3 really heavy showers chased us along the loch - I got hacked off as my sunglasses had become  scratched and I had forgotten my back up pair- I suffer really bad migraines often brought on by sharp light contrasts-just as the sort we were having bright sunshine with dark  clouds and rain-   I pulled over in a strop and popped a couple of preemptive migraine relief tablets, Homer looked for his sunglasses which were lost some where in the car in a sleep deprived state he gave up and crashed out twitching and snoring like a border collie chasing sheep in his sleep   - I chilled out realising the migraine wasn't coming and enjoyed the drive - not pushing the car too hard as there was still over a 1,000 miles to go,we ended up in a gaggle of triumphs heading towards Conon bridge, we pulled off  at Skiach services  for a second time and  filled up. I bought a new pair of sunglasses £14 bloody quid never mind didn't want a migraine
I rested at the control and had about a 20 min power kip Homer got coffee and snacked up -I stuck to the bananas and nuts
The roof came down and the sun came out - and wow did it wake us up! What a great feeling the only snag being that on the last 20 miles or so into Sterling the car was "being held back" a sort of fuel starvation feeling  and very slight misfire at just over 4k rpm - I was going to swap in new fuel filters but Homer wanted to get cracking on his stint to Tebay services -fair enough I thought- make hay whilst the sun shines -anyway it ran fine with a tank full of 97 octane from Stirling services
I checked the mixture at Tebay-  I had time to have  a decent hot shower and a cracking Gluten free chicken curry before the route book could be signed - it was a little weak (the mixture not the curry which produced some perfect "payback flatulence" ) so gave it one flat on each carb and nailed it to Gledrid services chasing Dale  - ran great revving out no problem so not really sure what the problem was,dodgy fuel? goo in the filter or lines that cleared its self? or just a little too weak a mixture?
We set off into the welsh wilderness knowing  that this was the ball breaker section -again in a large gaggle of Triumphs, by the end of the wilderness it ended up, us Andy and Sarah Johnson in their Stag and Alex in his Spitfire - our sat  nav didn't want to find the old bridge and the human navigator just wanted to pass out so I followed the electronic one to the  new Severn crossing- not before having a major brain fart when it told me to take the the third exit off a round about that only had two- anyway we rolled into Gordano ,I didn't bother getting out the car just closed my eyes for a while declaring to Homer "I am hanging out of my arse" -about 10 mins power kip later I ventured into the bleak services to witness the now famous 1000 yard "gordano" stare displayed by so many crews
Homer took over driving once the route book was signed and the next thing I knew I was waking up somewhere south of Exeter as we pulled into a lay by- Homer now declaring he was hanging out of his arse - I took a couple of glucose and caffeine pills and jumped into the drivers seat -we were only 10 miles of the next control and I was happy to see  Alex was still with us
I felt revitalised after a coffee and  decent scoff at the the  Whitehouse Services control  the next 90 miles or so to Lands End flew in -Alex staying close with us - and a police car- which gave me a flash as he pulled in front of me so I followed him up a slip road only to watch him shoot  off somewhere else? Both Alex and I were confused by that one, maybe he was just cheering us on!
Lands End went very well a great breakfast and a good hours kip for both of us so back on the road  hood down and a great drive to Bude  where more coffee and great hospitality greeted us
The drive from there to dart moor was the normal gaggle of Sunday drivers - must admit Homer and I switched off a bit so I was glad when great friend and petrol head "Uncle Slimey" (Peking Paris 2cv fame) met us with a flask of stonking strong very nice coffee and one of soup -really cheered me up and spurred me on for the final sections to the finish
It was during the next section we had our only technical glitch -we lost the overdrive around Honiton - bollocks I thought gearbox fluid loss causing it to drop out - but I had wired in a tell tail l.e.d so Homer would remember about overdrive this indicated no power getting to the solenoid - so we decided to stay on the 303 rather than take the A35 - I knew there was decent picnic area with cafe toilets and car park not far away - if we kept a good pace on the 303 I could buy 10 mins time to investigate the fault -I didn't fancy ragging the car with no O/D for the rest of the event and all the way home from the finish.
The fault turned out to be the gear lever switch great I gaffer taped on a generic switch to the gear lever -we heard the clunk of the solenoid as we tested it then it stopped working again! -bugger looped out the gearbox inhibitor switch and it then worked every time-  reminding each other "check its switched off before putting it in reverse" we hot footed it to Sixpenny Handley letting the sat nav take us the quickest route,we made the control one of the last 30 cars or so.
 Next was an easy run up the A34 to Didcot TR register - then a very stress free run down the M40-well stress free as it can be but there will always be traffic delays around London this time of day on a Sunday and we were expecting far far worse - the M25 was clear (40mph at the busiest bit)  thus we got into the Plough at around 19.10

Team Shed 8th RBRR completed - really really pleased to have completed it in a Spitfire - but think it might well be in a saloon for the next one!

There is still plenty of time to donate http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundraiser-web/fundraiser/showFundraiserProfilePage.action?userUrl=SHEDTUNE&isTeam=true


For a taste of the RBRR have a look at Team Sheds video of the 2012 event

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoXf5D4a8eE&feature=plcp




Friday 24 August 2012

MOTd and more Ebay Tat!

Well I've been busy ducking in and out the shed- it now has an MOT  all though the work does not stop there!
The 100 mile round trip to TIPTON GARAGE threw up a few issues which I am sorting out now- I will post later on those with some pictures and words etc
The most pleasing outcome from its day out at Tipton was the rolling road tune got 72 BHP and just shy of 90 ft/lb torque out of the original lump (one that had sat 13 years in a shed before I rescued it last year) so I was well chuffed -boosted my confidence that its not that knackered and I can eek another 2,000 miles out of it!

On the fundraising front things have been going well and as the post title suggests I have some more TAT on eBay see link below

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/ajp2500tc/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=&_trksid=p3686

and don forget the vigin giving page!

http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundraiser-web/fundraiser/showFundraiserProfilePage.action?userUrl=SHEDTUNE&isTeam=true

Tuesday 14 August 2012

The old lump runs!

Its been a period of "stealth shedding" ducking in and out the shed for the odd half hour hour etc getting jobs done in between childcare, house bashing and other family commitments -but I had a good run on the car today  (thanks Charlotte)-see the above clip created by shed camera man Oscar aged 7 and a bit
Also in  Shed news is that Olivia's (Creative director now aged 5 ) T shirts turned up- these are a bit of fun to raise some money for the Round Britain Run charity - Children with cancer

Just in case you didn't see the links in the last post here they are again!
 t shirt auction 

Virgin Giving page

And here is one of a shedtune stone rose tribute for a bit of fun


Friday 20 July 2012

Ebay tat...and Billie Piper etc

Many thanks for looking at my eBay auctions which are helping to raise funds for the charity-I will post up on the Virging Giving page how much has been raised by selling my tat as Ebay/paypal donate it straight to the charity

Speacial thanks to "Uncle Slimey" of 2CV Peking Paris fame (2007) who kicked things off buying the "Shedtune Olympic Torch"
Passing the torch on

Two tipsy middle aged grumpy petrol heads

The fact that he has one of the best stocked wine cellars in the South West had nothing to do with why we agreed to deliver the torch in person ! He also lives round the corner from Tipton Garage where all my sheds get MOTd , tweaked and laughed at prior to  C.T endurance events..looking forward to that weekend!

E bay have a free insertion weekend (don't be smutty)...so watch out for more tat,I was hoping to auction off some signed pictures of Billie Piper as I think they might sell well with 40+ year old grumpy shed dwellers but I have had no response from the Billie management team ,which might result in me flogging blatantly  faked signed pictures of her instead

On the car prep front I reckon  used all my luck up on the 10CR after finding two loose bolts rubbing against the flywheel,they should have been helping to hold the back plate on!
Loose bolt

Crap photo but the drill bit is pointing to a lucky crack!

 Plus, on closer inspection the £29.99 second hand never used clutch kit I had fitted -it was found in the boot of a car about to be scrapped-the friction plate showed two hair line cracks from the spring to the inner edge ..oops not sure if they were there when I put it in or damage from the 2,000 mile grueling thrash,anyway lesson learnt new bits put in now,along with thread locked bolts holding the back plate on and a nice new rear crank oil seal, I'm just waiting on a 70p gasket which cost £3 to post to turn up then the second hand O/D  gearbox can be mated to its cleaned up bell housing and installed- hoping to get that done next week -other commitments allowing -then  will move rearwards and sort the diff and drive shafts out
New bits in all ready for gear box

Monday 16 July 2012

More shed tom foolery

I've been slowly getting things done on the Spifire whilst keeping an eye on the fact that its MOT is due 29th Aug

I sorted the throttle linkage with a shedtune  mod so it shouldn't stick any more
M5 stainless threaded bar and some decent joints are an improvement over the standard bent garden wire linkage

All adjusted up ready for fine tuning 
After tinkering with the linkage etc I found my self unsupervised in a shed with a hacksaw, file and a standard air box this was the end result..
I made the inlet pipes a bit bigger using some old exhaust pipe ,the stub stacks fit inside the air box, a filter will be  mounted in front the rad somewhere ducting cold air to the "comedy" air box

The next fanning about job was to fit some spot lights - which meant making a modified front grill
Ally panel used to make a grill-6mm stainless flow mesh will eventually be used behind the four larger holes to protect the oil cooler a bit

View from under the bonnet -large holes "let" the spot lights in and allow some air flow-its  not finished yet  so  will be tinkered some more no doubt


Next on the list was swap out the gearbox for an O/D unit ,whilst the box was out I needed to sort out the back plate (loose bolts!) and replace rear crank oil seal
All the new old bits are now cleaned up ready for reassembly- once I have got a few gaskets etc- next I will be replacing drive shaft UJs and putting in a good second hand diff then looking forward to clonk free 50mpg ! ?
Bell housing cleaned up


New old bits!-and this is how a shed should look Alex
new oil seal ready to go back on

On the fundraising front the eBay tat auction is going well all though I haven't heard back from Billie Piper yet! but I should have some interesting "Shedtune" t shirts to try a flog for the charity soon  ..watch this space
  



Monday 18 June 2012

Some progress..sort of

Firstly many thanks to all that have donated to the RBR charity- Children With Cancer- via the donations page and the E-Bay auction of the "Shedtune Olympic torch"-great way to start off the fund raising for this years event -keep an eye out for more "interesting" auctions!
Thoughts rather that actions are now fully geared towards preparing the Spitfire for the Round Britain,with knee operations ,house restorations and child care duties in full swing whilst my wife is abroad working 2 or 3 days a week I have only manged to steal a few hours shed time,thus I have to plan my time resource very carefully to avoid a repeat of  the manic work undertaken  in the run up to last years 10CR -still not sure how I manged that!
 The list of things that need doing look like this-

Fix the stuff that went iffy on the 10CR
Finish the stuff I should have done before the 10CR

The first thing was the blown manifold gasket-this has been done now along with the cylinder head gasket and general clean  up de-coke and some new rocker gear
I spent some of my precious shed time making sure the exhaust manifold and in inlet fitted the best they could using the correct studs and "lug thinghys" as I call them, the dowels were missing from the head to line the inlet up on so I had to be very patient lining it up etc -you can see from a pic I took how far out of alignment you can get the inlet if you just throw them on -and this engine doesn't need any help in loosing power !


Next I found time to re-build the carbs -this I could do in the kitchen whilst the kids were asleep,I think the smell of carb cleaner may have helped,I hurriedly refurbished a bitsa set of carbs for it just before the 10CR,anoyingly a leading? supplier sent  a bitsa refurb kit! (two different jets)-the front jet feed tube slightly too short meaning I couldn't get it to seal properly in the float bowl ,so I had to run the 10CR with a old worn jet on the front carb
Leaky bastard front carb due to incorrect jet being supplied
Ebay provided a second hand set of carbs with correct linkage and now with the correct jet supplied I had enough bits to build up a decent set 
Next was to sort out a decent bracket for my homemade heat-shield
Then onto sorting out the oil cooler lines-I was never happy with how tight the pipes were to the engine mount but I only had straight unions to hand and were due on the ferry the next day,I had to make a heath Robinson bracket to support the thermostat plus I didn't have time to get a temperature probe in the loop so time to sort all those niggles..
Oil cooler Heath Robinson install hours before ferry -so glad I persevered and put the cooler on as  its a non OD car it was held at high revs for long periods of time during the 10CR in high ambient temperatures .



Trail fitting - homemade bracket (rubber bobbin mounted)  to support the oil thermostat, and the addition of a temperature take off union ,plus the use of dog leg take off unions from the sandwich plate to give better clearance past the engine mount


This looks a bit better than that first effort,along with some braided sections from the thermostat which are a bit more exposed 



Next on the list was to sort out the diff-it made some interesting noises on the 10CR ! clonky bonky
I knew it was dodgy before we set off but it held out,I  had picked up a second hand spare but it had a snapped stud plus it looked like it had been stored in a pond as I emptied out brown watery sludgy stuff -after much discussion on the CT forum regarding dodghy diffs The removed one is on the left-both a bit clonky bonky I decided to track down a less dodgy unit to put back in ,then I decided to go the whole hog and tracked down a decent tested OD gear box, prop shaft and diff which I should pick up this coming weekend,so I will remove the drive shafts replace the UJs,do the same for the second hand OD prop and replace the seals on the diff , hopefully I should have a good solid reliable drive without clonky bonky for a few thousand miles
That will all have to wait till mid July as I've a deadline to hit on the house restoration work ...so back to the skirting boards whilst thinking about what I can get up to in a few weeks time- locked in the shed with all these old bits hmm nice....




Tuesday 22 May 2012

SHEDTUNE Olympic year Torch 2012

Look out for other famous shed items coming up for sale to raise money for this years Round Britain Reliability Run charity in the mean time feel free to bid on this unique item!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SHEDTUNE-Olympic-year-Torch-2012?item=130700759778&cmd=ViewItem&_trksid=p5197.m7&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D3%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D8612011893048380208#ht_631wt_1105