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Wednesday 25 September 2013

Glitch in grumpiness



Fond memories….(before turning into a grumpy old git again)



15 years ago I knocked off work early and set off down the M3 onto  the A303 heading towards the South West in my trusty 1977 Dolomite sprint (Named “Zanusi” after the old  washing machine that had been used to hold the floor together ) the low cloud cleared traffic disappeared and with a  TDK C90 mix of Stone Roses, Charlatans and Kula Shaker  playing on the stereo  I ragged the Sprint  to Minehead to view a 1977 2500TC that had been off the road for 10 years, I remember the trip well as not only did I end up buying the car (UGP 840R aka “the big red bus”) but remember the roads being great ,the old car going well ,and just feeling good –the world was my oyster so to speak - this was a non-sat nav trip just a dodgy old atlas and a scribbled sheet of A4 with names of towns to head for and road numbers for me to glance at  whilst driving,  I didn’t get lost and even found the sellers house first time from his directions given over the phone, on the way back I had a great 50 mile  tussle with a Golf GTi  who couldn’t get shot of  the shit bucket “old Triumph” which eventually went past him on the inside of one of the big roundabouts on the A303 …

Fast  forward 15 years and I find myself  traveling  from Taunton  to Watchet to pick up a Rover P6 panel this time in an “old” Audi A3 that hadn’t even been built when I made that trip to view the 2000 ,Sat nav on passenger seat and 4 year old Son in the back- I find myself remembering driving that section of road in the Sprint all those years ago, the music was the same but being played via my “shite useless” phone, the sun came out, the roads cleared a bit –the only thing spoiling the trip was the shite awful handling of a 100,000 mile front wheel drive Audi with mud and snow tires on it ! but I found myself caught up in the moment thinking what a lucky boy I’ve been over the last 15 years, and all was well with the world ,its amazing how a section of road some music and a splash of sunshine can lift your mood.

We were a bit early for the vendor so stopped at the cider farm in the village which had tea shop, swings, slides and live chickens and pigs to chase this kept the 4 year (and me) more than happy for 15 mins or so.


The sat nav was turned off for the trip back and we tootled along me teaching the 4 year old the lyrics to “I am the resurrection” (Stone Roses)

Ah happy days….

Friday 13 September 2013

What a bunch of arse...

I ve been tested this week chasing up getting the Scimitar back from France

Spent all week chasing my tail its goes something like this

The "European rescue cover" that I have worked fine getting me back to the UK- but that wasnt really rocket science, the bit I really wanted them to do was get the car back to the UK ....the saga goes like this
So because there had been a fire the rescue service provided by my insurance company (the one that rhymes with the stuff you use when soldering) needed to send an engineer to provide a report to send to the underwriter for the breakdown rescue service-they sound like the union you join when you are an actor-  they siad this report would happen within 24 to 48 hrs -which it did but they didnt forward it on to anyone for another 3 days and even then they admitted it was in a format they couldn't un-zip!-
I only find this out after phoning them everyday asking whats going on-but I did find out who they eventually  sent it to at the underwriters -I phone the underwriters to make sure they can open the report - only to find that the person they had emailed  is on long term leave and the people back filling work part time and "are not in today"

So I give my details to the underwiter -and credit to them they emailed me the report - but also added its nothing to do with them as the records they have for me are for my old car-and even if it was anything to them they wouldn't repatriate the car as a fire is classed as an accident I need to go back and speak to my broker and an car insurer

Phone my broker-the one you use when soldering or providing insulation for capacitors-
"oh that should have been updated and passed on" please hold the line - 20 mins later a voice at the end of the phone -"hello sir have you broken down what is your location"

"In France  last fucking week " I reply rather tersely

So no further on ........roll on Monday when the claims department of the company the car is insured with opens(the same department that should have been sent the report and dealing with the whole affair...twats) -their company name  sounds like the expression used to describe things that go one for ever and ever and ever and ever

Monday 9 September 2013

Well that didnt got to plan....

All is not well in the Shed find out why on the "car" blog........and Ive got Bastard Ballet tomorrow....