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Finally got round to looking up "TARDAMUFFIN"

I thought it meant "fit" Dr Who assistants IE "Tardis Muffin"- like Rose Tyler etc apparently not,

-Tardamuffin: What you call someone when they do something really stupid. 
Also known by its counterpart Tardmuffin. 
Example: You spilled the beer? Tardmuffin. 

Whilst at it  I also looked up these other words-

Autocratic- 

The term 'autocratic' means 1: offensively self-assured or given to exercising usually unwarranted power; 2: characteristic of an absolute ruler or absolute rule; having absolute sovereignty

Twat(s)

'Twat' has a couple of meanings: 1: a man who is a stupid incompetent fool; 2: obscene terms for female genitals